oh-xoxo: I don’t really hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it.
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their...
loveforlabelshoney: do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how oh no way bitch , i’m the stocker one .
one of the biggest disappointments in life is when you’re about to sneeze and nothing happens
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
When I give a guy just my first name and tell him...
whatshouldberkcallme: I’m just like:
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it