April 2012
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I shall die here. Every inch of me will perish. Every inch but one. An...
– Valerie Page
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One day you’ll love me as I have loved you. One day you’ll think of me as I thought of you. One day you will cry for me as I cried for you. One day you’ll want me, but I won’t want you.
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Rock ‘n’ roll is the only religion that will never let you down.
– Lemmy
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Harry: "Messers. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs... offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Snape: Go on.
Harry: "...and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
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Bryan Stars: What do you think about Harry Potter, since you're British?
Danny: I'm getting the dark mark tattooed on my arm!
Ben: I think the first three books are really good, and then the books got too long and drawn out and they just rambled on. The movies are just fucking terrible.
Danny: I think Ben should shut the fuck up and QUIT TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY HERO.
Ben (to Danny): Is that why you look like you do? You're going for the Hagrid look, I get it now!
Danny: Alright, HERMIONE.
Ben: I don't give a fuck. Hermione is hot, Hagrid is not.
Danny: Yeah, but he can fuck anyone he wants. Try saying no to him! He makes sexy sex, consensual or not.
Ben: This is true. It's not rape if they can't say no. *Fist pump.*
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